ODE TO SIMCHA IN A SACK

Oy vey, Oy vey, Oy vey!!!
Don’t stress you have Mireille!

How dare Covid rob your loved ones of their milestone day,
I will take care of everything, ensure you celebrate and pray.

Once I sell you on the virtual mitzvah zoom in a box shtick,
I’m convinced you will be eager to sign on the dotted line quick.

You, your family and friends can attend synagogue in the comfort of your own home like a mensch,
Without having to fight awful traffic and sitting on a hard and uncomfortable shul bench.

I will schlep to you the decor, custom kippot, napkins, paper goods, linens, flowers, Torah, video and photography,
You simply need to get dressed, celebrate, have fun and leave the rest up to me.

After the mitzvah portion and long speeches there will be candy and food while you schmooze,
Most importantly plenty of wine, whiskey and booze.

Now that I have filled you in on my long winded shpiel,
Let’s make this happen cuz it IS a BIG deal!!!